b00m-explosions:

Scrambled eggs, but nice try. You’ve never eaten scrambled eggs? /snickers. 

Scrambled eggs are for dumbasses who can’t make pancakes.

(Source: soeasytobelieve)

81 notes #leo

The fuck are you eating? Blended daffodils? /makes face.

(Source: soeasytobelieve)

81 notes #leo

Anonymous
You and Ronnie, huh?

Me and bitchtits, what?

#ask

Anonymous
exactly how sexually frustrated are you?

Fuck off, dipshit.

#ask

» Everyone’s getting laid except for me.

imakeitrizzle:

probably not, if she settles for you.

oh, how intimidating. 

Flattering.
There’s a fine line between being intimidating and being vaguely irritated, kid.

(Source: r0nnie-fatale)

via imakeitrizzle (originally r0nnie-fatale)

12 notes #dino

» I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT, CECE.

celia-ofangels:

I wasn’t even a virgin before I had sex with Angelo. Calm down. 

(Source: endingwith-enzo)

5 notes #celia #from gemma to celia

» Everyone’s getting laid except for me.

r0nnie-fatale:

You’re an evil little bitch, aren’t you. 

What was your first clue?

via r0nnie-fatale (originally r0nnie-fatale)

12 notes #ronnie

» Everyone’s getting laid except for me.

imakeitrizzle:

honestly, ron, you’ve gotta stop lowering your standards. 

She has standards?
Piss off, cocksucker.

(Source: r0nnie-fatale)

via imakeitrizzle (originally r0nnie-fatale)

12 notes #dino #gemma doesn't like anyone coming in between her and ronnie ok

» Everyone’s getting laid except for me.

r0nnie-fatale:

You serious?  

No.
God, you should’ve seen the look on your face. It was fucking hilarious.

via r0nnie-fatale (originally r0nnie-fatale)

12 notes #ronnie #all my characters are jerks #lolol

» Everyone’s getting laid except for me.

r0nnie-fatale:

Are you fucking kidding me. 

That makes two of us.
/grabs. Come on, let’s go.

via r0nnie-fatale (originally r0nnie-fatale)

12 notes #ronnie